{"id":68,"date":"2010-12-06T18:43:50","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T15:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.icewife.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2012-08-04T21:55:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-04T18:55:08","slug":"the-sick-kid-wave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"The sick kid wave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my friends recently retweeted a good line. The tweet said, &#8220;Non-parents, you have no idea. Period.&#8221;<br \/>\nI laughed. Tonight, though, when the princess is lying in bed writhing and getting ready for what very well may turn out to be an eventual puke session, I&#8217;m reminded of that line. You see, we expected this. We knew it was coming. It&#8217;s called the sick kid wave. In this case it was number 1 who picked it up (probably at school). Now the princess has it. It will probably continue.<\/p>\n<p>At least this one seems to last 1 day only.<\/p>\n<p>Parents, I know you understand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my friends recently retweeted a good line. The tweet said, &#8220;Non-parents, you have no idea. Period.&#8221; I laughed. Tonight, though, when the princess is lying in bed writhing and getting ready for what very well may turn out to be an eventual puke session, I&#8217;m reminded of that line. You see, we expected [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-africa","tag-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.icewife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}